Monday, December 18, 2006
MY WORLD IS CRASHING!!! ARGHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!PLEASE SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!! PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!! PUHHHH-LEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSEEE.....NOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!
HELP. SAVE ME. I AM DYING. I REALLY AM. QUICKQUICKQUICK PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PUT DMITRIY BACK ON THE SHOW, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!! I WILL DO ANYTHING!!! PLEASE!!!!!
I WILL DIE IF HE GOES/LEAVES/VANISHES/DISAPPEARS FROM MY LIFE....NONONONONONO.....DO THE PRODUCERS FROM "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE" REALLY WANT TO SEE SOMEONE DIE SUCH A PAINFUL HORRIBLE DEATH BECAUSE OF THEM?????
PLEEEEEAAAASSSSSSEEE, I WILL KNEEL IN THE RAIN, I WILL RUN 10000000KM, FROM SINGAPORE TO RUSSIA, I WILL SACRIFICE GREEN TOWEL ON A PYRE AND PERSONALLY SET HIM ON FIRE, I WILL GIVE UP MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS (U CAN BUY 5 BAGS OF PEANUTS WITH THAT), I WILL DO ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG....... PLEEEEEAASSSEEE!!!!
HOW CAN AMERICA CHOOSE RYAN OVER DMITRY??!!! DMITRY IS BLOODY TALENTED AND IT'S SO OBVIOUS FROM THE WAY HE MOVES/GLIDES/FLOATS. HE'S A FRICKIN GREEK GOD INCARNATE!!! AND HE'S SO FUNNY AND SUAVE AND CHEEKY AND SO SO SO PERFECT. AND HE'S THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE ON THIS ENTIRE PLANET.
I BET YOU HE IS THE SEXIEST MAN ON MARS, VENUS, JUPITER, NEPTUNE, PLUTO, MERCURY, SATURN, URANUS AND ALL THE BLACKHOLES PUT TGT. SHOVE OVER, GEORGE CLOONEY.
I THINK I'M HYSTERICAL. I NEED A BROWN PAPER BAG TO HYPERVENTILATE IN (Red Cross taught me that). I THINK I WILL DIE ANY MINUTE NOW. THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD!!! DMITRY, LET'S GO TO MARS, MAYBE THEY HAVE A BETTER JUSTICE SYSTEM. CAN'T GO VENUS, COS I THINK GOT TOO MANY CHIOBU THERE...I WANT YOU FOR MYSELF.
HOW CAN AMERICANS BE SO IDIOTIC!!!!
~sallo
9:05 pm
