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Monday, December 25, 2006
I am sooo happy!! This is a really cool xmas!

Anw im really sorry i cldnt make it out with josh tnite, sorry sorry soryy. If ur reading this, then i promise we'll go when u next get out kay!!

Church arh, must go lah. Since i rarely go, better go for xmas mass so that i dont feel so guilty haha.

I had to kneel down a few times during e prayers and i halfway thru, my wound reopened. So shit lah! Damn pain, and i felt like leaping up... but i didnt dare suddenly spring up over a crowd of pious praying people. Wlda looked so wierd. And during this particular long prayer, it felt like a millionnnnn years. And e priest wasnt helping. Do u noe, amongst e kids, we call him Father Snail. He drags evvvvvvvvvveeeeeerrrrrrryyyyy word...I think i was being punished for smth.

Oh but it was so worth it. Derrick was serving as alter boy! Hahahahaha!! Finally after 2 years, we meet again, gosh. FINALLY! I went all e way to queue for like 5mins at his queue for communion, and got like 5 seconds with him. All i cld say was "Amen" (to e priest) before i had to put e eucharist in my mouth. So just smile stupidly at each other, what to do. RICK, if u see this, we must catch up soon!!!

Okay im ending here, i need to nurse e stupid wound.

Merry christmas, all :) Have a great one.
~sallo
2:06 am


Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Arh i feel a bit dumb after seeing my severely psycho posts abt Dmitry, haha never mind, e memories of my crazy adolescence for when i'm all grown up n successful muahaha.

E rain is crazy!! It's been raining non-stop for like 2 days? And it's gg to be e 3rd soon...

I love e rain, except for tdae. Cos it made me slip n fall, and i scraped my knee. And to make it worse, e rain dripped on it and mixed with e blood, so it kept rolling red streaks down my leg. It looked so bad!! So paiseh!! And i had to take a cab n endure stares sheesh!

Anw hung out with wai n gel again tdae! YAY!! So e injury was worth it :) Shir cldnt make it tho..we got lost in vivo and walked past starbucks (or is it coffeebean?) a million times, just trying to find e cinema and a good place to eat. Damn fed up.

Oh we watched Eragon! Yes, e guy is shuai. We all agree in e end, altho gel keeps saying he's fat. HUH????? Blind bat. Wai kept falling asleep tho, wth!! And since she kept covering her eyes during e SLIGHLTY gory parts, i think she missed most of e show hahah. I quite like it tho...fantasy hehe.

It was still pouring when we got out..and it was really bad! Plus it was 12 so we didnt have any buses home. Heng we got a ride home from gel's dad..phew!

Okay anw, here's shots in NYDC and eski bar...Eski's a really 'cool' place wahahha! The foggy pics are due to e extreme cold, so can u imagine us freezing. The bar is made outta ICE!::







Yupp, that's that!
~sallo
4:17 pm


Monday, December 18, 2006
Im in mourning. Let me be.

Дмитрий Александрович Чаплин...Dimitry Alexandrovich Chaplin.
That's his name in russian, but my blog wont publish it nicely. Idiots.






If this posting had a song, it'd be Fort Minor's "Where'd you go". Cos i miss you so. I'm so sad you got voted off the show.

And i'm even more pissed that when i was looking thru e net for pics of you, wikipedia had a whole entry about you and cos i read every line oh-so-carefully, i also found out e winner of this season's "So u think u can dance". Shit.





I actually cried for you, so u must mean a lot to me. I havent reached e stage where i can say "i adore you", cos i've been fighting that feeling for a while. I mean, why crush on a guy i have a 0.00000001% chance of ever noeing right? So see, i'm a level-headed pathetic sod.

Anw, i'll get over this and hopefully it won't last too long. Meanwhile, i'm going to learn russian.

I think i'm fated (in a super super unlucky way) with Dmitry-s. First there was e Khazakstan Dmitry whom Xinyi, e lucky bitch (sorry u noe i do love u), got to hang out with. Then there was this one. ARGH! How 'sway' for me...haha get e pun? Sorry, dry humour in my sad depressing state.

I noe u think i'm mad. I'll probably think so in a few days/weeks/months/years. Let me rot in despair for a while now...bye, cruel world.
~sallo
10:05 pm

MY WORLD IS CRASHING!!! ARGHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!PLEASE SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!! PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!! PUHHHH-LEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSEEE.....NOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!

HELP. SAVE ME. I AM DYING. I REALLY AM. QUICKQUICKQUICK PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PUT DMITRIY BACK ON THE SHOW, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!! I WILL DO ANYTHING!!! PLEASE!!!!!

I WILL DIE IF HE GOES/LEAVES/VANISHES/DISAPPEARS FROM MY LIFE....NONONONONONO.....DO THE PRODUCERS FROM "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE" REALLY WANT TO SEE SOMEONE DIE SUCH A PAINFUL HORRIBLE DEATH BECAUSE OF THEM?????

PLEEEEEAAAASSSSSSEEE, I WILL KNEEL IN THE RAIN, I WILL RUN 10000000KM, FROM SINGAPORE TO RUSSIA, I WILL SACRIFICE GREEN TOWEL ON A PYRE AND PERSONALLY SET HIM ON FIRE, I WILL GIVE UP MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS (U CAN BUY 5 BAGS OF PEANUTS WITH THAT), I WILL DO ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG....... PLEEEEEAASSSEEE!!!!

HOW CAN AMERICA CHOOSE RYAN OVER DMITRY??!!! DMITRY IS BLOODY TALENTED AND IT'S SO OBVIOUS FROM THE WAY HE MOVES/GLIDES/FLOATS. HE'S A FRICKIN GREEK GOD INCARNATE!!! AND HE'S SO FUNNY AND SUAVE AND CHEEKY AND SO SO SO PERFECT. AND HE'S THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE ON THIS ENTIRE PLANET.

I BET YOU HE IS THE SEXIEST MAN ON MARS, VENUS, JUPITER, NEPTUNE, PLUTO, MERCURY, SATURN, URANUS AND ALL THE BLACKHOLES PUT TGT. SHOVE OVER, GEORGE CLOONEY.

I THINK I'M HYSTERICAL. I NEED A BROWN PAPER BAG TO HYPERVENTILATE IN (Red Cross taught me that). I THINK I WILL DIE ANY MINUTE NOW. THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD!!! DMITRY, LET'S GO TO MARS, MAYBE THEY HAVE A BETTER JUSTICE SYSTEM. CAN'T GO VENUS, COS I THINK GOT TOO MANY CHIOBU THERE...I WANT YOU FOR MYSELF.

HOW CAN AMERICANS BE SO IDIOTIC!!!!
~sallo
9:05 pm


Sunday, December 17, 2006
The innocent victims of Internet child abuse cannot speak for themselves.

But you can.
With your help, we can eradicate this evil trade.

We do not need your money.

We need you to light a candle of support
.

We're aiming to light at least One Million Candles by December 31, 2006.

This petition will be used to encourage governments, politicians, financial
institutions, payment organisations, Internet service providers, technology
companies and law enforcement agencies to eradicate the commercial
viability of online child abuse.

They have the power to work together. You have the power to get them to
take action.

Please light your candle at lightamillioncandles.com
http://www.lightamillioncandles.com or send an email of support to
light@lightamillioncandles.com.

Together, we can destroy the commercial viability of Internet child abuse
sites that are destroying the lives of innocent children.

Kindly forward this email to your friends, relatives and work colleagues so
that they can light a candle too.
~sallo
2:13 am


Thursday, December 14, 2006
Yesterday was soooo fun!! Me, wai, shir and gel (hu got back frm NZ) all went out for dinner at Holland V. Who knew Holland V was so nice??!

Im in love with it, the atmosphere at night is really great! There's this closed off road that doesnt look like much in the day, so the few times that i go there, i just pass thru it without taking much notice. But when i got there at night, i got totally lost cos since i dont pay much attention to it in e day, and at night...gosh, everything gets worse by looking so different.

So anw i found them, and damn, i was e last one to get there. Was hoping to win at least shirlynn in e late-game. TSK. I realise we're such indecisive pple, cos we kept pushing e "u choose lah" around, wondering where to eat. We finally settled on NYDC. The menu there is bloody hilarious!! They have dishes named "hot hot baby", "pig me up, baby" (a pork dish duh), and mudpies named "grandma's going nuts, seriously" or smth like that. But can u imagine ordering?? Like "Hi, i'd like a hot hot baby please."

I have a feeling we made a lot of noise n we took foreva to order. Aiyah, in e end we ordered pretty normal stuff...nothing that was too embarrassing to say...we have no guts lah. Oh, i had "Destiny's Child" btw.

Then after dinner, we wandered along that closed off road and i was looking at the open-air pubs and e pple in them. It was so cosy!! It wasnt sleazy or shady, u noe. U can see fathers carrying babies and just strolling abt, pple walking their dogs, and everyone's just lounging arnd in slippers, berms, and polos...relaxing, people-watching...my kind of thing.

Oh and i have a new-found hobby! Pubbing! We wanted to go into Walawala (is that e name of e pub?) but it was full of people, so we tried this place called Eski Bar (i think). There was a sign outside that said "Sub zero pub", and we were all in pretty much summer wear. Then being indecisive we just stood outside and cldnt make up our minds. SIGH! Wai was really lame and stuck her hand thru e door and waved it arnd inside to test e temperature...the pple inside must have thot "WHAT THE HECK IS SHE DOING???". A guy even opened e door and asked "So u wanna come in?". ARGHH, so paiseh.

We went in finally and there's this room at e back of the bar. IT IS SUBZERO. TOTALLY SUBZERO. HONESTLY HONESTLY SUBSUBSUB ZEROOOO. When u talk, u can see ur breath coming out as vapour. The bar top counter is ICE ICE BABY. (no, not hot hot baby. thats at NYDC haha) N the most obvious evidence that it truly IS subzero is that we froze inside. I think low temps make us mad cos we kept screaming and laffing abt the cold and taking really lame photos, pretending to be bartender and licking the ice...i show u when shirlynn emails us e pics!!

We had yummy cocktails too! Me n wai shared a lychee martini, geline had a marguerita, and shir had a Singapore Sling. We wanted to stay in e cold room till our drink froze, but we froze before they did and had to come out into e non-cold room.

Oh and shit, bcos we were so bloody indecisive, we missed the one-for-one drink offer by mere minutes. And we didnt dare order "sex on the beach" or "blowjob" cos we'd just snort in laughter halfway thru e order. We shall be braver on tuesday tho, yes we shall.

Pig me up baby, then have sex on the beach, and what do u get? A hot hot baby.
~sallo
1:29 am


Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Javier is gg in on fri. How bloody fast is that? N we havent eaten tau huay yet! Im really sad :(:(:( Byeee pal, enjoy life in prison...take care and come out a better man k!

Geline is back from NZ, n we're all meeting her tmr! Then Nat is coming back frm aussie and we'll all finally meet after what, 2years. Goodgoodgood. Ah well, say bye to some and say hi to some.

I miss alex :( when will he come back.

I saw e prom pics omgomgomg. How come i look fat??? Anw im laffing as i view them, but it's not a wahhaha-jolly laugh, it's more of a I-wanna-faint-and-die laugh. Nvm for e memories. Okay here they are, courtesy of sam:

At our turf, canele. Thanks jes for e wonderful bdae surprise!



dont ask...


i wish...

phufff!

That's not our cake.


This is our cake! so cute right! Jes rocks.


The best service ever, and a great great pal. I love u! :D

Oops sorry jes

Yay perfect!

e girls that went

e cool dudes strike again. Take it that we were drunk to be wearing those.

Hi brandon!

All e 65ers that went :D. Omg look, im fat.
~sallo
12:37 am


Monday, December 11, 2006
Im so proud of Remy Ong!! He is sooooo seh!

I just finished watching the Men's Master and he had to play for 2nd/3rd and then 1st/2nd consecutively. Altho he came in 2nd, he did a really really brilliant job!! Me and my mum gave him a standing ovation at e end of it all.

I dont really like e body building competition tho...it looks painful every time they flex...*shudders*.

When's e Doha games gonna end btw?

My mum made a scene at a shoe shop tdae...arghh it was so embarrassing, but still must support her n act angry with e salesgirl rite. And anw she was arguing with e salesgirl cos IIIIII bought e wrong shoe size, so my fault lah, i admit. I got fearsome parents...They both don't shirk at making scenes. I wonder then, how come i'm sucha coward?
~sallo
2:46 am


Sunday, December 10, 2006
GAHH! I am so mad that Genting won the bid to the IR. Honestly whywhywhy? I don't think e reasons given were very satisfactory lehh.

The ST said the trump cards were:
1)Family-orientated theme Universal Studios
2)Oceanarium, maritime museum, water park
3)30 thousand job opps, $2.7billion econ boost.

BUT

1) Har. Okay lor, but u really wanna compete with Walt Disney?

2) Okay since we're going to have the world's largest oceanarium, then wohoo! we're finally the biggest in something structurally. Sounds cool too. But a maritime museum?? We alr have one in Sentosa and i don't think it was sucha hit. I guess a water theme park is family-orientated enuf, but COME ON!!!

Vera Wang could unite all women in e name of fashion, Pele could spread e spirit of brotherhood thru sport (n maybe help e S League get somewhere), Alain Ducasse bonds us even more to each other by exploring our common love for good food, and Deepak Chopra ...well, need i say more. And the crater-idea came with a theme park too, didnt it???

The CapitaLand one was impressive too! With the WOAH futuristic facade and e robotics within, how better to portray Singapore as a techno-hub? Fusionpolis is only gg to be accessible to R&D staff, but e Kernzer-designed casino will be open to THE WORLD. And i thot we're suppose to support local firms?

3) U mean e rest won't?

I guess cos since Genting wins, Malaysia is happy. Oh well, i rather get more water than have an out-of-this-world, incomparable, iconic casino e world will be in awe of.
~sallo
12:03 am


Thursday, December 07, 2006
I'm not happy with the way condos are popping up arnd my area.

5 years ago, i cld look out of ALL the windows and have unobstructed views of endless horizon. But within that time, 4 condos and 1 Great World City have sprouted up. Now i cannot watch fireworks from my bedroom window during NDP, and i my view is rudely interrupted by concrete (but kinda pretty) condo facades.

And the shit thing is, my privacy is severely limited!! I WANT TO COMPLAIN. I cannot freely strip (to change clothes, that is) without having to close the curtains first. Since for the first 13 years of my life, i didnt have to worry about such stupid things, i find it a DAMN BLOODY hassle. Old habits die hard lah.

Apart from worrying abt pple looking in from all sides, i worry abt me looking out from all sides too. What if i kena caught for voyeurism?? Accidental peeping-tom or not, i dun want any police record to my name, thanks.

And talk abt the jealousy. The new condos arnd my house come furnished with ENORMOUS plasma tvs. Like at least 30 inches?! That means i can sometimes watch their tv. Oh can choose channels sumore...11th floor watching DVD, 12th floor watching cable AXN, 13th watching BBC, etc. My free tv watching extends only from 11th floor to 15th floor tho.

Anw the reason why i'm blogging abt this now, is cos the person on the 12th floor of MUTIARA VIEW is watching porn. He's paused the DVD for now, but still can see a boob. WOnder where he went to...hmm.
~sallo
8:23 pm


Saturday, December 02, 2006
I have nothing to wear!!
~sallo
12:27 am

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