Wednesday, October 11, 2006
I fell down the double-decker bus yesterday.
You noe, the bloody spiral staircase?? Yes, that's the cause of my embarrassement and TOTAL shame. Oh, it's la raison for my dark purple bruises and abrasions too. (I wish i could add lacerations to the list, so i have a reason to sue the SBS driver ahahahah...)
SEE LAH, ALL BEGUM'S FAULT!!! She, the idiot woman, wanted to get down to the first level landing even tho the bus was like a million lightyears away from the bustop!!! Then i'm carrying 5 tys-like books in my arms, so i cant really hold on to railings and im top-heavy (i mean, due to the books arh haha). So when the bus braked for i dunno what reason, im so obviously weighted to fall forward right?!?!?!?!
You noe, when a guy proposes to a girl in the movies, he gets down on one knee and the other is at a 90 degree angle. I was kinda proposing to the man hu was at the bus doors waiting to get off. Let's see...my left knee was somewhere on the 2nd top step, and my right leg was stretched all the way down to the landing...im sure he was amazed by the 'lengths' i went to just to surprise him with a proposal. So all he could say in his stunned state was...."Are you urm, okay??" TSSSKKKKK!!!!!
Very pain leh. And all we could do was to rush out of the bus and act as cool as we could. Begum wasn't looking too cool tho, cos she was laughing and snorting away...so unlike me. Cool as a cucumber. Leeling said afterwards, " Must you always make an impression wherever you go??" Well, let's just say i like to leave places with a bang. hahahaaaaaaaa...
~sallo
2:39 pm
